1
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- What are you doing?
- We've started showering in gym class.

2
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 Yes, no

3
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 Maybe

4
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 I don't know

5
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 Can you repeat the question

6
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 You're not the boss of me now

7
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 You're not the boss of me now

8
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 You're not the boss of me now

9
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 And you're not so big

10
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 You're not the boss of me now

11
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 You're not the boss of me now

12
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 You're not the boss of me now

13
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 And you're not so big

14
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 Life is unfair 


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(BELCHES) Could you pass the peas,
please? (ALL LAUGH)

16
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(BELCHES) Thank you.
(ALL LAUGH)

17
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(BELCHES) You're welcome.
(ALL LAUGH) Hal?

18
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(BELCHES) Alright, boys.
That's enough. (ALL LAUGH)

19
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(FARTS)
(ALL LAUGH)

20
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For once could we have
a civilised conversation during dinner free of sound effects?

21
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It's not asking too much for us to
have some nice dinner conversation.

22
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Malcolm, how was school?
History class was cool.

23
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Tell us about it. Jimmy Perkins
kicked the crap out of Fred Nason.

24
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He beat up Fred Nason? He's huge!
Fred knocked Jimmy's hat off

25
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and Jimmy punched him in the face
five times in a row in a second!

26
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Fred fell and he started hitting him.
It was way cool!

27
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Jimmy Perkins is crazy. I told you,
crazy beats big every time.

28
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(FARTS)

29
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(ALL LAUGH HYSTERICALLY)

30
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So, how was your day, dear?

31
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Hey, how's Alaska? Where are you?
You were meant to be here already!

32
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No-one will pick me up, I ran out
of money and had to work for a week.

33
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There's a serial killer loose
in Idaho who looks just like me.

34
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I don't know how much longer they'll
hold the job. "I'm almost there!"

35
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Do I take the provincial highway 99

36
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or the 27 to provincial highway 12?
What?! I'm near to British Columbia.

37
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I'm in Bellingham, Washington.
Francis, you're 2,000 miles away!

38
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What?! No way! I've just exchanged
all my money for Alaskan dollars!

39
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There's no such thing
as Alaskan dollars! Sir!

40
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Are you almost finished with that?
What have you got in mind?

41
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Will you watch the boys next Tuesday
night? I've joined a book club.

42
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You don't wanna do that. I joined
a record club. They hounded me for years. It's not that sort of club.

43
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This is women from school.
Adults discussing books.

44
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Oh. I live in a house filled
with boys. I listen to boy talk

45
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and boy noises. I need
to spend some time with females.

46
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Mmm-hmm. When I see them they invite
me to do things and I never go.

47
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Yeah?
I need to do this for my sanity.

48
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Yeah. (CHUCKLES) Yes! Yes.
Are you even listening to me?

49
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Of course I am. Here's what I think.

50
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It's a great idea. It's about time
you did something like this.

51
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You have a brilliant and beautiful
mind that needs challenging.

52
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I hope those women
can keep up with you.

53
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Make a wish.

54
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I left the phone number on the
counter. The dishes are in the sink.

55
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The batteries from the remote are in
the smoke alarm. Just for tonight!

56
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Will you relax, honey? You're off
the clock! This is your night out!

57
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Just enjoy yourself, huh? Yeah, Mom.
Stop worrying. Have fun.

58
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Take the garbage cans
to the kerb tonight. Stop worrying! Go have some fun!

59
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Now? No, let's let Mom
get a few blocks away.

60
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Right. This could be a trick.
What are you talking about?

61
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We've got fireworks buried outside.
We'll dig them up while Mom's gone.

62
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Tracy Hines is having a party.
We're not invited. Our justice will be swift but fair.

63
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We'll be fine!
'I don't want to screw this up.'

64
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'Lois needs time to herself.
She deserves a night out.'

65
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'She'll have fun
and will come home happy.'

66
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'I just have to keep the boys under
control. What am I talking about?'

67
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'They're good kids. What am
I talking about? They're monsters!'

68
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'They'll destroy everything and then
ruin Lois's night! Then she'll feel

69
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like we can't be trusted on our own!
She'll never want a night out again

70
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and it will all be my fault!'

71
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We're going out back.
You're not going anywhere!

72
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Stay in your room all night
with the door shut! Now go! Go!

73
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Hmmm! This cheddar is wonderful!
It is good.

74
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So, I really liked the book!
Really?

75
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Oh, Karen,
let's have some more wine!

76
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The voice of the narrator was
shifted from character to character.

77
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Oh, I'll just have to take your word
on that. I didn't read the book.

78
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Oh, was anyone else confused
by those flashbacks?

79
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Am I the only one who read the book?

80
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Actually, Lois, we don't make it
mandatory to read the book.

81
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What?
I mean, we're all busy.

82
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That shouldn't prevent us
from enjoying a relaxing evening once in a while.

83
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Lois, don't you feel you deserve
one night away from the bickering,

84
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the yelling and the TV blaring? Away
from all the stupid little problems

85
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that can't seem to be solved
without you?

86
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A little more.

87
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Thank you! Thank you for stopping!
I'm glad to. The name's Roy.

88
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Francis. It's freezing! I've been
standing there for six hours!

89
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People were flipping me off as they
drove by. Why would they do that?

90
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How far are you going?
Mamu.

91
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I'm going to Green River. I can take
you almost the whole way. Really?

92
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It's taken me the last 3 days
to get 20 miles! Thank you.

93
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You OK? Yeah, it's just...
people aren't very nice!

94
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You want some coffee?
(SOBS) Yes!

95
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My Mom and I were screaming
at each other. She's finding time

96
00:07:06,427 --> 00:07:10,426
to tell the cab driver which route
to take! She's a control freak!

97
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She sounds like she's afraid. What
would my mom have to be afraid of?

98
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If she doesn't control every aspect
of her life or the lives of the ones

99
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she cares about that horrible things
will happen. What horrible things?

100
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Her oldest son moving 5,000 miles
away from her.

101
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Alright, you got me there.
You're pretty smart.

102
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I'm on the road 18 hours a day.
Gives me a lot of time to think

103
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about things, people,
why they do the things they do.

104
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I'm a wannabe psychiatrist.
I'm glad to be out.

105
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I've got a line that I won't cross.
If anybody tries to push me

106
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across it, I'm gone.
Everybody's got a line.

107
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But what's interesting is everyone's
line is different. It moves.

108
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Look at your situation here. It is
freezing cold, there's no other cars

109
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on the road... Hypothetically,
if I said put on a curly red wig

110
00:08:03,169 --> 00:08:07,768
or I'll throw you out, are you
gonna go back out into the cold?

111
00:08:07,748 --> 00:08:11,228
That's ridiculous!
You can't use a silly example...

112
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You're kidding?

113
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OK!

114
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You haven't made a sound in half
an hour! What's going on in here?

115
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Nothing.
I expect perfect behaviour tonight.

116
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If you try anything,

117
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ANYTHING AT ALL, I will be on you
like a rainbow on an oil slick!

118
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'Good. You sent them a message.
Fired the shot across their bow.'

119
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'Now they know who's in charge!'

120
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Maybe I was too harsh. If the boys
push back they might do something

121
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ten times worse and spoil everything
for Lois! 'Don't go soft!'

122
00:08:59,194 --> 00:09:03,074
'All these boys understand
is the iron fist!'

123
00:09:04,091 --> 00:09:08,530
No, I need to get them on my side!

124
00:09:08,511 --> 00:09:12,950
Dewey, be lookout while we dig up the
fireworks. What's going on with Dad?

125
00:09:12,931 --> 00:09:15,850
Maybe he's dealing with
something at work.

126
00:09:15,838 --> 00:09:19,637
I hope he'll be OK. At his age
carrying around that tension

127
00:09:19,620 --> 00:09:25,060
can't be good for you.
Oh! Dad's here! Who wants ice cream?

128
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I come home after work after
a ten-hour shift and I see my boys

129
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and they're covered with grass
and paint and all they can say is,

130
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"Where's dinner?"
(ALL MURMUR IN AGREEMENT)

131
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Too much is expected of us.
Our society is just so screwed up.

132
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30 years ago you could just at least
pick something and go with it.

133
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A housewife, a career woman, sex
slave. But now you're supposed to do everything and it's impossible!

134
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Unless you're Lillian Miller.
(ALL) Yeah!

135
00:10:00,194 --> 00:10:04,273
If it weren't for me my family would
be living in trees, eating berries.

136
00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:07,774
Do they appreciate what I do
for them? Nooooo!

137
00:10:07,759 --> 00:10:12,158
Lillian's family surprised her
with a trip to Spain! No kidding!

138
00:10:12,139 --> 00:10:16,298
I discovered a two-inch-long hair
growing out of my shoulder. How long

139
00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:22,839
has it been there? I don't have time
to put myself right in the morning.

140
00:10:22,811 --> 00:10:28,570
Lillian Miller brought 20 home-made
cakes to the school-bake sale.

141
00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:31,024
I had those!

142
00:10:31,013 --> 00:10:33,532
They were delicious!

143
00:10:33,522 --> 00:10:38,241
The woman just cooks like a god
but she never puts on a pound!

144
00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:41,899
You can't be 45
and still be a size 2!

145
00:10:41,884 --> 00:10:45,204
Those are sizes for children!
And Lillian!

146
00:10:46,144 --> 00:10:51,863
Ladies, I just realised something.
Society isn't making us miserable.

147
00:10:51,838 --> 00:10:55,717
Hell, we're society!
(ALL CHEER IN AGREEMENT)

148
00:10:55,701 --> 00:10:59,900
No, no! Every single one
of our problems can be traced back

149
00:10:59,882 --> 00:11:05,321
to that tight-assed overachieving
marathon-running master chef...

150
00:11:05,297 --> 00:11:08,137
..Lillian Miller!

151
00:11:10,951 --> 00:11:13,590
Mademoiselle from Armentieres,
Parlez-vous

152
00:11:13,579 --> 00:11:16,378

 Mademoiselle from Armentieres,
Parlez-vous

153
00:11:16,367 --> 00:11:18,126

 She got the palm
and the croix de guerre

154
00:11:18,119 --> 00:11:19,798

 For washing soldiers' underwear

155
00:11:19,791 --> 00:11:22,270

 Inky dinky, parlez-vous... 


156
00:11:22,260 --> 00:11:26,459
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What?
It's hinky dinky parlez-vous.

157
00:11:26,441 --> 00:11:30,440
That's what I said. You said inky
dinky. You've got to start over.

158
00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:34,063
I'm not starting over. It's
freezing! I can barely feel my lips!

159
00:11:36,754 --> 00:11:40,393

 Mademoiselle from Armentieres,
Parlez-vous

160
00:11:40,377 --> 00:11:43,497
Parlez-...

161
00:11:45,156 --> 00:11:49,155
Thanks for the ice-cream, Dad.
You're welcome, Dewey. Don't worry

162
00:11:49,137 --> 00:11:53,417
about this mess. I'll take care
of it. Just sit there and relax.

163
00:11:55,986 --> 00:11:58,585
Alright, what the hell is going on?

164
00:11:58,574 --> 00:12:02,653
I think he's feeling guilty about
something. Maybe we can exploit it!

165
00:12:02,636 --> 00:12:06,395
How? Send Dewey in there crying
about the train Mom put in the attic.

166
00:12:06,379 --> 00:12:09,178
Mom didn't put a train in the attic.
Exactly!

167
00:12:09,166 --> 00:12:12,525
When he's up there,
we can dig up the fireworks.

168
00:12:12,511 --> 00:12:16,470
Dewey, we need you to cry. It's
gotta be the right kind of crying.

169
00:12:16,453 --> 00:12:21,813
Not sobbing, more of a penetrating
whining sound. Give me a moment.

170
00:12:22,864 --> 00:12:25,823
OK, that was a good idea.
They're happy.

171
00:12:25,810 --> 00:12:29,809
I've got them motivated to behave
themselves and Lois is gonna see

172
00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:33,831
that I can handle them without her.
'Are you kidding? You've gone soft!'

173
00:12:33,814 --> 00:12:37,813
'You've totally lost their respect.
Lois isn't gonna like this!'

174
00:12:37,796 --> 00:12:40,395
Come on! They're under control.

175
00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:46,104
'What if they aren't? What if
they're pretending to behave so they can set you up?' (CRASHING)

176
00:12:47,193 --> 00:12:51,352
Occupy them. Keep them busy so they
don't have time to get in trouble.

177
00:12:51,334 --> 00:12:55,933
How am I gonna keep them busy?
You better find a way. (CRYING) >

178
00:12:55,913 --> 00:13:00,032
Dad, Dewey really wants you - Boys!
Let's spend a little time together.

179
00:13:00,015 --> 00:13:03,214
We can... I know!
We can do some callisthenics!

180
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:07,759
What?! You boys love to exercise!
But I just ate a ton of ice cream.

181
00:13:07,739 --> 00:13:10,778
You are starting
to get a little flabby.

182
00:13:10,766 --> 00:13:14,125
(CHUCKLES)
I'm too full.

183
00:13:14,110 --> 00:13:18,229
When you start moving you'll feel
better! Let's go! One. Two.

184
00:13:18,212 --> 00:13:20,532
One. Two. One. Two. One. Two.

185
00:13:23,587 --> 00:13:27,266
Stupid! Stupid!
It was a terrible idea!

186
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:31,129
It was a great idea!
A great idea poorly executed.

187
00:13:31,113 --> 00:13:33,992
Terrible idea. Terrible execution.

188
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:38,140
Why don't you just lock them in
the bathroom until Lois gets home?

189
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,256
Look at that house. It's perfect!

190
00:13:47,717 --> 00:13:51,716
No, no, no! We didn't come here
for a mindless vandalism.

191
00:13:51,699 --> 00:13:54,258
We came to screw up her car!

192
00:13:54,247 --> 00:13:59,006
See how she feels when she's late
for car pool like a real person!

193
00:13:58,986 --> 00:14:02,986
She probably won't even be able
to get out of bed on a morning!

194
00:14:04,361 --> 00:14:08,160
This time next year
she's gonna be living in a trailer

195
00:14:08,144 --> 00:14:12,063
with little ceramic donkey in the
front yard. (ALL GIGGLE DRUNKENLY)

196
00:14:12,046 --> 00:14:14,486
Shhh! Shhh!

197
00:14:15,511 --> 00:14:17,790
Whoopsy! Whoops!

198
00:14:17,780 --> 00:14:20,180
Will you shhh?!

199
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:26,715
She's wearing pearls
to make cookies?! (Doilies!)

200
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,499
(What kind of a monster
is this woman?)

201
00:14:29,487 --> 00:14:33,326
Oh, God! Those cookies smell good!
Let's kill her and eat them!

202
00:14:33,310 --> 00:14:37,310
(Karen,...
why don't you go stand guard?)

203
00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:43,760
(Come on!) Quick!
(ALL GIGGLE DRUNKENLY)

204
00:14:48,799 --> 00:14:51,519
(STIFLED DRUNKEN GIGGLING)

205
00:14:57,579 --> 00:15:01,378
Oh, one of us should probably
know something about cars.

206
00:15:01,362 --> 00:15:05,361
It doesn't matter! Just pull some
of the wires! Let's get out of here!

207
00:15:05,344 --> 00:15:07,664
(WILD CACKLING)

208
00:15:09,803 --> 00:15:14,922
Karen! Karen! You've gotta stop!
Karen! You've gotta settle down!

209
00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:20,779
Whoa! Whoa!
Karen, why don't you see if you can say the alphabet backward?

210
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,792
Z, y, x, w, v, u, t, s, r, q,

211
00:15:23,780 --> 00:15:27,339
p, o, m, n, l, k, j, i,
h, g, f, e, d, c, b, a!

212
00:15:27,323 --> 00:15:32,042
(GIGGLES)
I've been pulled over a few times.

213
00:15:32,022 --> 00:15:35,422
Hey! Lillian's gone!
What do you mean, gone?

214
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:41,511
RUN!
(ALL SCREAM)

215
00:15:49,622 --> 00:15:52,062
(ALL CONTINUE TO SCREAM)

216
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:08,631
It's a pointless exercise!
You haven't proven a thing.

217
00:16:08,615 --> 00:16:12,454
You haven't determined what my
limits are. This hasn't bothered me

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and if you think it has,
the joke is on you! Clench.

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"(INDISTINCT) ..10-31 and 6-42,
2 men... (INDISTINCT)"

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That's the third time he drove down
that alley! He knows we're in here!

221
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This is gross! I can't believe
I'm wearing open-toed shoes.

222
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(SOBS) I can't believe I'm hiding
from the cops in a dumpster!

223
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I just wanted to talk about books.

224
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Oh,
and it was such a good book, too!

225
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The first shadowing was effective
without being heavy-handed.

226
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The characters were flawed
but compelling and the entire story

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was brimming with insight
into the character's condition!

228
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But how did you find time to read
it? Your family sounds so horrible!

229
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I was lying!

230
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I made all that stuff up
so that I would fit in!

231
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They're wonderful!
I mean, they're idiots!

232
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But at least they try. I wanted
it to be the happiest night!

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Look what I did with it!

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What are you doing? You'll see.
Go home to your family and hug them for me. They sound wonderful!

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Hey, piggy! Over here!

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Here, piggy, piggy, piggy!

237
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< Come on, show me what you got!

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< I'm supposed to be afraid
of an electric shaver?!

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< (BUZZING)
Aaaaarh! (THUMP!)

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"..lighter than most minerals."
Why is he making us watch this about salt?

241
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Would you rather be locked in the
bathroom? Or chased by the monster?

242
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Do something! I'm trying! Every time
we make a move he's ahead of us.

243
00:18:05,403 --> 00:18:09,442
He's impossible to predict! With Mom
you get a little consistency.

244
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Dad's operating
on a whole other plane. (SIGHS)

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Hey, you put salt on French fries!

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Ground them!
Cut off their food supply!

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They just need love!
Give them the belt!

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(ALL JEER)
Make them fear you!

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These are precious years!
Get in the car and go.

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(ALL SHOUT AT ONCE)

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SHUT UP!

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OK, that's it.

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I am going to take a bath.

254
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I'm asking you boys
one last time to behave.

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Not for me but for your mother.

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After all she does for you
one night of peace

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shouldn't be too much to ask for.

258
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So if you love her,
you will do this for her.

259
00:19:30,018 --> 00:19:34,497
Wow, I've never had anyone empty
the box before! I'm outta props!

260
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I was bored with your experiment at
first but I admit, I learned a lot

261
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about myself. Who am I to judge
people for the choices they make?

262
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From now on I'm gonna be a bit more
understanding and a lot more humble.

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Wanna stop for some dinner?
What, like this?

264
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Sure! Why not like this?

265
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Have you thought about writing
a book? I'm sure - Hey, Merna!

266
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What time's the pageant?

267
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Fluffy's collar?
Mom said he ran away!

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Get out of there, Dewey! (CHUCKLES)
Tracy should have invited us!

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This is what you get for being rude.

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We'll hide these in the closet,
then we'll cover up the hole

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and by the time Mom's home,
we'll be sleeping. Boys! FIREWORKS?!

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FIREWORKS?! Omph!
How did she...? I don't know!

273
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:39,007
You boys are in so much trouble! I
can't leave you alone for a second!

274
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Next time I'll chain you to the
floor! We tell you to behave -

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you don't even pretend to listen!
You might as well cut off your ears

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and throw them in trash!
You are grounded for the next month!

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"Get down on the ground
with your hands behind your head."

278
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While you're being punished

279
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I hope your friends
are doing all sorts of fun stuff

280
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because you won't be doing
any of it!

281
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You are gonna suffer!

282
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I should get out there.

283
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Nah, you'll just screw it up.

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Good call.
'(CONTINUES TO SHOUT INDISTINCTLY)'

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